Francisco's Trust Fall

Hey! History Bros is back after attending a men’s spiritual retreat in the Poconos. I learned I’m not great at addressing conflict AND my spirit animal is the common housefly.  Great time for decompression, but still dealing with the lingering Lyme disease. Great Bear Men’s Spiritual Retreats – includes a free large t-shirt and a standing room seat to a Poconos NASCAR race. Heal yourself!

Today’s guest came with us on the Great Bear retreat and exorcised his soul of some festering psychological wounds and deep guilt. He was great at the ropes course, but still has some work ahead with trust and father-son issues.  Francisco Pizarro! Conqueror of the Inca Empire and illegitimate son!

HB: Cisco, again, great work on the ropes – you’re like a cat!

FP: Thank you! And YOU… You really opened up about confidence and care of oneself.  I think that was a breakthrough for the entire group.

HB: How’s dad?

FP: Dad still doesn’t recognize me as legitimate…  My mother does, but she’s low-born.  It’s not enough! Daddy! Daddy!

HB: Trust fall!

FB: Catch me!

HB: Better?

FB: Better…

HB: Cisco…actually better?

FB: I want to murder one thousand Incas!!

HB: Do you, or do you want your father to notice you by conquering an empire via brutal means? 

Because, maybe, he was brutal to you…in a way…maybe?

FB: I want to marry all of Atahualpa’s former wives!!

HB: God, Cisco, Atahualpa has been through enough already. He's dead because of your misplaced sense of rejection.

FB: Daddy murdered him!!

HB: YOU murdered him! Trust fall!

FB: Trust fall!

HB: He fell the other way and is now unconscious.  Alright folks, till next time.  Keep the legs elevated?