Patrick "Tilted Kilt" Henry

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Speaking of nerds, today’s guest is that drunk guy that won’t stop repeating the same “The Hangover” quote at 2am. Patrick Henry!

PH: Give me liberty, or…

HB: Don’t.

PH: Give me boobies! I said that at a Tilted Kilt once.

HB: Were you kicked out?

PH: Yes, but, only because I had had too much Wild Turkey!  Give me liberty, or…

HB: Please stop.

PH: Give me a break…Kit Kat Bar.

HB: I actually like that one.

PH: I do too

HB: Patrick, would you actually prefer death if you couldn’t have liberty?

PH: No. It was all a lot of hot talk, and then people started dying, so it was like “oh shit, this got real 

after some hot talk!”

HB: Right, I get it.  Plus, some of the largest battles, like only 150 men would die on one side.

PH: I know, and I’m not even fighting, so who gives a shit.  Hey, you like Tilted Kilt?

HB: Um, can’t say I do.

PH: Me neither.  They kicked me out once.

HB: I know.

PH: Remember when Mike Tyson was in “The Hangover”?

HB: Patrick Henry, everyone!