We’re back after many months of searching for a new sponsor!
RC Cola! Do you have Coke? No? Pepsi? No? Fanta? Really? RC Cola! Diabetic
mediocrity: RC Cola! Ginger ale? No!? Really?
Anyway, today we’re speaking with the lesser, bald Wright
brother: Wilbur. His name even lets me down.
HB: Wilbur, what was it like to fly…for less than 30
seconds?
WW: Exhilarating! But then the excitement wore off when I
realized that my brother’s, Orville’s, hair was flowing wildly in the
wind. I became self-conscious and slid
on a cap, at which point I crashed.
HB: I understand.
Angry because you just kept your head stationary while a cold wind
whipped your stubble?
WW: It’s deflating.
HB: Ohio or North Carolina, who was first in aviation?
WW: North Carolina, because Cleveland, right!?
HB: Yahahahaha
WW: Yahahahaha
HB: Shut up! …Kitty
Hawk. What’s the deal?
WW: It’s named after an old, old woman’s kitten that was
eaten by a hawk.
HB: Makes sense.
WW: My brother didn’t invent popcorn, if that’s your next
question.
HB: Nice to meet you, Wilbur! Until next time.
