This episode of History Bros is brought to you by your local
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age, which will inevitably lead to a sense of failure in the future…at your
local college’s summer gifted program for tweens. Nerds!
Speaking of nerds, today’s guest is that drunk guy that won’t
stop repeating the same “The Hangover” quote at 2am. Patrick Henry!
PH: Give me liberty, or…
HB: Don’t.
PH: Give me boobies! I said that at a Tilted Kilt once.
HB: Were you kicked out?
PH: Yes, but, only because I had had too much Wild
Turkey! Give me liberty, or…
HB: Please stop.
PH: Give me a break…Kit Kat Bar.
HB: I actually like that one.
PH: I do too
HB: Patrick, would you actually prefer death if you couldn’t
have liberty?
PH: No. It was all a lot of hot talk, and then people
started dying, so it was like “oh shit, this got real
after some hot talk!”
HB: Right, I get it.
Plus, some of the largest battles, like only 150 men would die on one
side.
PH: I know, and I’m not even fighting, so who gives a
shit. Hey, you like Tilted Kilt?
HB: Um, can’t say I do.
PH: Me neither. They
kicked me out once.
HB: I know.
PH: Remember when Mike Tyson was in “The Hangover”?
HB: Patrick Henry, everyone!
