History Bros is back after a months-long mental health
break! We were hit with everything: OCD, ADD, ADHD, Tourette’s Syndrome, neuroses,
some kind of palsy, diarrhea. Let me tidy up my desk four times in a row…and we’re
good to go. Alright, hey, we’ve got a real war hero here today! President
William Henry Harrison. Victor at the Battle of Tippecanoe, which was later
used as a douchy jingle during your presidential campaign. Say it with me!
HB: Tippecanoe and…
WHH: Tyler too!
HB: We did it! Will, you were born in Berkeley. Must’ve been
really cool. Are you a skateboarder, or?
WHH: Berkeley Plantation, Virginia.
HB: Oh. I don’t want to talk about that. That’s disappointing
that you don’t skateboard.
WHH: It was a beautiful place, I…
HB: I don’t want to talk about it, Will! Plus, I’m gonna
have to scrap all of these kickflip questions and Tony Hawk bits.
WHH: *Cough*
HB: Whoa, hey! Don’t. Not near me, please. Just got back
from a mental health break. Don’t need to get sick, Willis.
WHH: I’m sure it’s nothing.
HB: It sounds like something.
HB: I can’t, I’m sorry, Will. Not today, please. Again, I’m
sorry. We’ll reschedule for another
time. Talk to Thomas on your way out and he’ll set you up.
HB: Thomas! Can you validate Will’s parking and bring me
some purell!
UPDATE* Will passed away 31 days later after this taping.
RIP Tippy.
